All lives end, all hearts are broken.

tomhiddleston-gifs:

For our own good pleasure obviously

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

veganisem:

thequeenofbutts:

I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama”

:’)

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

hashtagbenedict:

his last vow [x]

tomhazeldine:

#Me right now

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff 


I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five